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padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

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  1. *runs for 10 minutes*
  2. me:am i skinny yet?
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callmekitto:

physically i would describe myself as a noncommittal wiggly hand gesture with a vague “enhhh” noise

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aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

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vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

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“I miss you but you don’t care about me anymore”

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endiot:

hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

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snlpratt

palmist:

you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination 

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youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

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  1. Mother:BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  2. Me:ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
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